SmokeyNet

Non Sequitur:

Non Sequitur is the best fallacy because none of my meals so far today have involved asparagus.

Appeal to false authority:

Your logical fallacies aren't logical fallacies at all because Einstein said so. Einstein also said that this one is better. 

 Tauren Female:  "One time i laughed so hard i milked all over the floor."

??????? ?????????????? ?????? ?????? ??? ???????? ????? ?? ? ?? ??????? ?? ?????????? ?????? ?????? ????? ???? ????????? ??? ????? ????

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Bob Hope

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
Mike Tyson

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
John Mendoza

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
Robert Quillen

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
Geoffrey Parfitt

Men V/S Women

- If He Works Too Hard, There Is
Never Any Time For Her.
If He Doesn't Work Enough,
He's A Good-For-Nothing Bum. . . =P

- If Men R Proud Of Their Achievements,
They R Egotist.
If He's Not, He's Not Ambitious. . . ;)

- If She Has A Headache,
She's Tired...
If He Has A Headache,
You Don't Love Her Anymore,
And You Must Be Sleeping Around.

What is the Difference Between Prayer in a Temple and Exam Hall?

Those who pray in Exam hall they are "Damn Serious" xP

3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.

He had to choose one of them..

He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend.
...
1st bought make up stuff & new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.

2nd got him few expensive shirts

& ties and perfumes

& said she wanted him to look good.

3rd one invested the money,

Got profit

& returned him original amount,

saying that she saved the rest for their future.

Finally MAN decided To marry The lady who was

..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..

Prettiest :D

Moral : Men never change ;-)

Teacher-Which beautiful animal flies in the air but gives birth to young ones on land?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Harke was very exited because for the 1st time he knew the answer.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Harke- "AIR HOSTESS" :-D

RAJESH DAI adopted..two elephants, two camels and two horses from zoo..
.
do u know why???
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
to play chess !!!